gems from a three year old

[Something or other about Daddy's 'work shirt' (a button-down), the same style J is also wearing that day.]

G: "Jack can wear his shirt to work when he grows up."

E: "And what will you wear to work when you grow up?"

G [hysterical giggles]: "Oh Daddy, you're so silly! Girls don't work! That's so silly, Daddy!"

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01/05/12

G: "I don't know why Max & Ruby don't have a Mommy and Daddy."

[pause]

"I guess they're at Walgreens....forever."

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02/12/12

Me: "Just a minute, Grace. I have to finish this and Jack is screaming his head off."

G [running over to me and the little man, who is affixed to my leg and crying.]:

"It's okay, his head is still on".