secret recipe

She really likes the oatmeal cookies the have for snack time at school. She asked me to make some. I've never made oatmeal cookies before, I told her. 
"I could ask my teacher for the recipe," she offered.
"That's really sweet,"I said, "but, I'm pretty sure they just buy them at the store."
"You're right, I think she gets them at Wal-mart."

So I had to find a recipe. I found one, it was a secret recipe.

(I used chocolate chips instead of raisins.) I thought they were pretty good.
"Are these as good as the ones at school?"
"Yes."
(pause)
"These are WAY better than the ones at school!"
Best answer, ever :)

BTW, the recipe was secret, because it was hiding. Perhaps it is hiding in your pantry too. It's under the cap of the Quaker oats can. Super secret.